On 20 July 1807, Napoleon Bonaparte signed a patent for the world’s first internal combustion engine, the Pyréolophore, built by Nicéphore Niépce and his brother Claude. The small, moss-fuelled engine successfully powered a boat upstream on the River Saône in Burgundy. Niépce would later go on to invent photography, creating the oldest surviving photograph in the 1820s. On the same date in 1984, East German athlete Uwe Hohn threw a javelin 104.8 metres, a distance so extraordinary that it prompted athletics authorities to redesign the javelin itself two years later. Hohn’s record stands permanently under the old specification. And in 1999, fourteen months after the Red Army Faction announced it was dissolving, two of its members attacked an armoured vehicle in Duisburg with a rocket launcher. One of them, Daniela Klette, evaded arrest until 2024, when facial recognition software identified her through capoeira class videos posted online. Three stories of human ingenuity, absurdity, and the gap between intention and outcome.