On 1 July 1766, a nineteen-year-old French nobleman named François-Jean de la Barre was tortured, beheaded, and burned in the public square in Abbeville. His crime? Failing to remove his hat during a religious procession. This episode examines the de la Barre affair, a case that horrified Voltaire and became a defining example of religious intolerance in eighteenth-century France. We trace how a young man’s irreverence collided with institutional power, how a copy of Voltaire’s Dictionnaire philosophique was nailed to his body as it burned, and how his execution helped fuel the Enlightenment arguments for reform. We also visit three other moments from this date: Lexell’s Comet in 1770, which remains the closest any comet has ever come to Earth in recorded history; Queen Urraca of León, who inherited the crown in 1109 and became the first woman to rule independently in medieval Europe; and the 2025 discovery of 3I/ATLAS, the third known interstellar object to pass through our solar system. From the cruelty of conformity to the quiet passage of cosmic visitors, this is history that asks uncomfortable questions and refuses simple answers.