On 16 August 1972, King Hassan II of Morocco survived an aerial attack by his own air force. Six F-5 fighters intercepted his Boeing 727 over the Atlantic, opened fire, and killed several crew members before the attack collapsed. What happened next belongs in fiction: Hassan allegedly got on the radio himself and talked the pilots into standing down. He landed safely, reasserted control, and remained in power for another 27 years. This episode also explores a 1550 copyright dispute between Venetian printers over the Talmud, ruled on by Rabbi Moses Isserles and considered one of the earliest recorded copyright decisions. Finally, we revisit the 1989 solar particle event that forced the Toronto Stock Exchange to halt trading, a reminder that our digital infrastructure remains vulnerable to cosmic weather. Three strange stories from the sixteenth of August, each illustrating humanity’s talent for improvisation under pressure.