Five CVSS 10.0 vulnerabilities have been published against networking equipment commonly found in UK small business offices, with public exploits requiring no authentication. Corrine examines the command injection and buffer overflow flaws affecting Netcore NBR200V2 and D-Link DIR-868L routers, explaining how attackers can achieve full network control through diagnostic endpoints, traceroute functions, and even login pages. The episode also dissects the CrowdSec breach, where 170 private GitHub repositories were copied using a former employee’s unrevoked credentials, and explores why offboarding failures remain a persistent regulatory concern for small businesses. Practical guidance includes identifying boundary devices, applying patches, restricting management interfaces, auditing former employee access across all systems, and holding managed service providers accountable for patch status and access revocation. The episode positions router security and offboarding processes as immediate compliance requirements under Cyber Essentials, not theoretical risks.