The Information Commissioner’s Office isn’t hunting your business, but that doesn’t stop small organisations from making the same three avoidable mistakes. Host Noel Bradford examines twelve recent ICO enforcement notices to identify the most common failures: no documented breach response process, insufficient staff training on what constitutes personal data, and no record of processing activities. These aren’t exotic compliance gaps requiring expensive consultants or new platforms. They’re basic governance failures that can be fixed with a one-page process document, practical staff training, and a simple spreadsheet. The real exposure isn’t regulatory enforcement, it’s the internal fog that leaves staff unable to recognise or report incidents, managers unclear on ownership, and directors unable to explain what data the business holds. This episode cuts through vendor fear-mongering and compliance theatre to deliver three practical actions any small business can implement immediately, with no budget required.